Technorati-izing

Technorati is fantastic! Now we can link with everyone else who'll have creative ideas on ambushing our little brother Bobby! (and find more cool jigsaw puzzles!) We're still having trouble figuring out our own tag, but oh well, we're still doing better than brother Bobby!


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Deeeeel.ici.ussss

We LOVED Del.ici.us - our favorite was in bloggingfun, which goes to our new favorite blog http://www.blogthings.com/ - we even found out Bobby was a Vampire!

Rollyo-yo-ing

We're definitely going to find the perfect spot to send Bobby soon! Help us out, where do you think?

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Now you can check out where we learned it all!

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My creation
Originally uploaded by adele and adelaide

We liked Blog Header in FD Toys at http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/blogheader.php AND you can check out our Avatars!

MERLIN-ITES

Man, we love MERLIN - where else can we find ideas on inflatable pool hazards, food poisoning, TV tip-over injuries AND create totally stellar photos!

Adelaide's world

Adele posing for the camera

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 press me

Blllllogrolls

Our jeremiad may be better understood using our Dictionary Word of the Day RSS feed. . .

We are a bellicose society of coruscating girls and as plenipotentiaries of the Torment our Nebbish little brother Bobby Club, we slink en masse to produce ambuscades at punctilious turns and enact fructuous acts of aggress.

http://www.bloglines.com/public/AdeleandAdelaide

The Internet is Awesome!

OK, so Adelaide and I are totally both agreed that the Internet is the BEST thing in the world.
How else could we have found the most dangerous toys ever?
How else could we have sent Bobby dirty socks in the mail?
How else could we have ordered a pet-i-cure van to come to our house to cut Bobby's hair?
Only the Internet silly!
We think it's the best, most awesome, coolest thing ever and mom doesn't even know we've upgraded from dial-up yet!

Jarts anyone?

We have to keep motivated, no matter what mom says . . . . these posters help lots too!

We need some help. Take a look at these "10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time" link below and vote for which one you think most likely to help us on our quest to torment poor little Brother Bobby! (You can join our club for free if you can think of something better!)

http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/toys.php

Bobby's last Birthday

Ugly Little Boy
Originally uploaded by Friskey Brown

Ok, with the help of our friend Flickr, we found a way to show you a picture of what we're up against every single day of our beautiful breathing lives! Now you REALLY want to join the "I Will Do Anything In My Power to Torment Poor Little Brother Bobby Club", don't you!

BLECH - oh, give me a brrrreak Adelaide! Geeeeezz, you'd think we all like worship you and stuff. This, however, is a picture of my favorite tree to climb in by the beach. Look, you can't even see me!

OK, so I wanted to show you all a picture of me - it was tough setting the remote thingy, but it worked out pretty well

OK, so we like saw this in school and thought it was TOTALLY cooool!

It's the Aurora Borealis stufff from like WAY far away!

Adele & Adelaide

Hi, I'm Adele
and I'm Adelaide
and we're twins
well, we don't look so much alike
but we tried to dress up like each other once and switch classrooms and stuff
but it didn't work so well, since I have such beautiful flowing locks and Adele's hair, you couldn't rake a brush through that . . . .
oh give me a break with your "beautiful flowing locks," oh brother . . .
well it's true!
no it's not!
yeah, huh!
no way, just 'cause you got mom to call you Princess Rose that one day because you wouldn't come out of the dressing room . . . .
You're just jealous 'cause she told me I could change my name to Princess Rose when I turn 18!
Yeah, anyway . . . .
Atleast the one thing we do agree on is tormenting our scuzzbucket little brother Bobby.
EEEEWWW, just saying his name gives me the icky, wickys . . .
Did you see how he had allllll 5 toes in his mouth at once??
Gross out!
OK, so we have our very own super exclusive, super secret "Torment Bobby Club" AKA "We Love you Mom!" Club
(That's in case mom ever catches us)
And we have 7 1/2 rules so far to be in the super duper coolest club ever!

The I love to Torment Bobby Club!

Rule 1: The goal is to torture, torment, annoy, bother, and sabotage everything Bobby does, says, wants, . . .you get the picture.

Rule 2: Never accept responsibility for your actions concerning Bobby. If mom catches you, say "I love you mom! I have NO idea why bobby is crying, the poor dear" with a BIG smile :) (This one's my favorite!)

Rule 3: Never give up. There's always another way!

Rule 4: Repeat after me: "I am the best Little Bobby Sabotager of them all. I will stop at nothing to aggravate and annoy the little monster in the face of grave parental danger."

Rule 5: Always maintain a working super secret Torment Bobby Box filled with essentials such as worms, food dye, fake barf, chewed bubble gum, eraser shavings, and of course treats for us while we're planning the most heinous methods of torture.

Rule 6: Documenting Bobby in the act is the most important rule! When in denial, show mom and dad the evidence! (This one's toughest!)

Rule 7: Always keep your eyes peeled for someone else to rope in. Four hands are always better than two especially when you get caught: deny, deny, deny and point fingers (refer back to Rule 2).

Rule 7 1/2: Always pretend to be playing even though we ALL know we're WAY too old to play. (Mom and Dad suck that stuff up!)